post-pump era

or...de mystification of her royalty.
to be done with the judgement of god, you simply 'let rip' in his presence. 

It seems so obvious now.

after this revelation... what is one to do? will the great british agony aunt be rendered obsolete? will the joke get old? the laughter subside? was i ever desirable? these are questions that demand serious poetic investigation if i am to reclaim my sex-appeal, my royal glamour from the cloud of chuckling methane that is the profane.

To be continued...